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Nearly Friday funny.
Posted by 'alanrr' on 14 Jul 2016 @ 22:18


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Three men went to heaven.
Jesus said,"We are almost full, but the only way you can come in is to have something in your possesion that has to do with Xmas." The first man put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a balloon. Jesus said, "That's Xmassy, in you go." The second man put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a turkey wishbone, Jesus said, "that's Xmassy, in you go." The third man put his hand in his pocket and pulled out a pair of knickers. Jesus said, "What the hell has a pair of knickers got to do with Xmas?" The man said,"they're Carols."

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