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How to get to heaven.
Posted by 'alanrr' on 21 Oct 2015 @ 10:32

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An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking,
sex if she wants to get into heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

The angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. "Not
bad', said the woman, I've given up smoking and drinking, but then I bent
over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of
my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side
and made love to me right then and there."

"They don't like that in heaven", said the angel....

The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Asda either!"

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