I thought I'd clicked on an English language forum. Someone was writing so badly, that even a well educated man couldn't understand what he was trying to say. Then someone wrote this, 'it still make no sense but at least it's grammatical!.' Now it seems to me that there should have been an 's' on 'make' but my English isn't very good, so could someone tell me if the phrase 'condescending, pretentious t*sser makes any sense. The megalomaniac is back. (that isn't a complement, it's a mental disorder.) I can sit back now, and learn from his infinite wisdom. Here are some of the things I have learned from his past posts
I know that any opinion I have is idiotic, if he says it is. I know anything I have read, or heard, is wrong, if he says it is. I know that anything he has read, or heard, is correct, if he says it is. I know that teachers are correct, if he says they are. I know that teachers are incorrect, if he says they are. I know rules don't apply to him, if he says they don't.
However I also understand the futility of writing this. I understand that until you realise, in your own head, that you have a problem, nothing can change. I understand that however much evidence I produce, from whatever source, it will be dismissed as wrong. I don't know where you have been for the last few days. Perhaps you have been altering an intelligence document, because you knew it was wrong. Or sacking an expert, because he had produced some ridiculous research on drugs, that you knew was wrong. Or perhaps completing your plans to invade Poland. But next time you get some spare time, have a chat with a psychiatrist please. I know you are more intelligent than them and know more about mental health, so just educate them, for me. Tell them how you are more intelligent than everyone else, because you went to Eaton and Oxford, and you where a member of the Bullingham club. Tell them why you think it's acceptable to correct peoples English, in a discussion on speed cameras. Why you think it's acceptable to shout in discussions. Why you think it's acceptable to belittle and ridicule people. Don't forget to tell them that it makes you feel good to be called a god. Just have a chat to them like you do to people on this forum. Don't worry, no one will lock you up.
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