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Posted by 'alanrr' on 20 Jul 2016 @ 14:31


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alanrr
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This is why I don't play golf

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the
hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else
in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me . Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and
found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.
Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it
that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and
saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to
Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000.
They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra
eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks,
"Anyone know whose phone this is?”

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