Nothing personal Ian,
Just havin a laugh with the Africaans....
Dear Mrs Wolou,
We would be more than happy to help you. My name is Buzzinrustle, and I fight furiously against young hooliglums who want to be F1 racers. They are ALL rubbish and I beat them all (with my eyes closed) Some of the old fart kart racers who are now over weight and VERY slow (they ALSO put CAPITAL letters in the WRONG place) mmmmmmmmmmm.....
I was once a National Champion 8 times over and undefeated in the whole world ( but I chose to be an anonymous gardener instead) *<):) cowboy
I have recently invested over £6 billion pounds into the new e-light cigarettes. These are "spliffs" that contain NO nicotine and will NOT cause your throat any problems. I can honestly piggly squiggly say that I do believe that you are an HONEST god fearing bum bandit. I am so happy that this money is NOT stolen and I look forward to helping you rip my bank details off. Good luck you Mrs Wolou.
P.S A very good friend of mine would love to help you and you're 4 stroke racing series, His name is Stan, he is also known as TPro. He knows everythig about everything and if you are an infidel, he will shout at you in LARGE LETERS. Please explain how I can help you more, maybe Tian (Ipro) can also come up with a solution to your problems as he knows f@@king everything
Ihope your throat cancer gets better sooooooooooooon
Russ
(the karting fraternity wish you all the best, NOT)
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