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Re: A new way into F1.........
Posted by 'BanzaiBoy' on 13 Apr 2012 @ 11:19

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I don't think F1 is all that good. If we want to improve it i think we need a little shake up in the driver line ups.

So here we go.

Goodbye button and hamilton our new driver line up is a blonde duo -
Tiff Chittenden and Jess Hawkins

In Ferrari we get rid of massa and the spanish guy in replace of two quick brunettes - Laura Tillett and Zoe Wenham

In Mercades we out the two germans for some equally hairy in the armpit department but very talented older germans - Susie Wolff, and that german girl that was on top gear.

in Renualt i would put two drivers that Senna held in the highest regard mr Ian Turner and Sir Terry fullerton. Ok there not women but if we make them dress up as women I'm sure it would draw in the crowds.

I don't want to see Redbull dominate so i have chosen Moreen (the women off driving school). and my bosses mother in law!

in force india. we have our bollywood stars Shilpa Shetty and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan. VJ will be pleased!

I think what this brings to the table is both female talent in the most supported teams. Diversity of Blondes, Brunettes, older women, younger women and ofcors middle aged men wearing womens clothing. To reach out to a global audience the bollywood stars will bring in the big crowds.

On the podium I was put off the mandatory white t-shirts with the sponsor logo......this is only due to the times F1 is aired and the fact no child should see Ian in a white t-shirt covered in Champagne...So i have instead decided that custard pies will be thrown at bernie eclestone and eddie jordan by the winners.

Message Thread:

A new way into F1......... by 'Tmoon' (11 Apr 2012 @ 22:00)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'Doink' (11 Apr 2012 @ 22:48)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'itpro' (12 Apr 2012 @ 10:47)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'Doink' (12 Apr 2012 @ 18:56)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'itpro' (12 Apr 2012 @ 20:08)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'Doink' (12 Apr 2012 @ 20:55)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'itpro' (13 Apr 2012 @ 13:10)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'richpudd2003' (13 Apr 2012 @ 0:52)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'TanglerTKM' (13 Apr 2012 @ 4:03)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'BanzaiBoy' << You are here!

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'BanzaiBoy' (13 Apr 2012 @ 11:28)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'Gillard77' (13 Apr 2012 @ 12:25)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'DavyBoy' (13 Apr 2012 @ 15:01)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'NikG' (13 Apr 2012 @ 15:44)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'BanzaiBoy' (13 Apr 2012 @ 17:23)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'iant' (13 Apr 2012 @ 17:20)

Re: A new way into F1......... by 'John' (14 Apr 2012 @ 5:32)

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