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Posted by 'Booney' on 18 Feb 2011 @ 20:49

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Man is on his deathbed with his dutiful wife by his side, both know he hasn't long to live. He turns to her and says, 'My love, I cannot go to my grave without clearing my conscience, I am so sorry but there are things I have to tell you'.
She replied, 'Shh, my love'.
He said 'No, I must tell you that I have made love to your sister on several occasions'
'Shh' she said
He continued, 'In moments of weakness I have also made love to your Mother'
'Shh' she said, 'it doesn't matter now, be quiet'
He carried on, 'No, I have to tell you before I go. I have also made love to both your Aunties'
'Be quiet' she whispered, 'It does not matter now'
'NO' he said, 'I must tell you - I have also made love to your cousins, your boss and some of your work colleagues, I have been very unfaithful'
'I know' she said, 'I know, now shh, please be quiet and let the poison do its job...'

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