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Midweek Mirth.......
Posted by 'Newshound' on 16 Feb 2011 @ 20:21


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Julia Gillard, the Prime Minister of Australia and David Cameron, her
British counterpart, are shown a time machine which can see 100 years
into the future.
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Julia goes first. "What will Australia be like in 100 years time"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives her a
printout, she reads it out
The country is in good hands under the new Prime Minister, crime is
non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are
no worries"
David thinks "Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that"
so he asks "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?"
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a
printout.
But he's just staring at it.
"Come on David" says Julia, "What does it say"
David replies, "I'm buggered if I know, it's all in Arabic"

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Midweek Mirth.......  by 'Newshound'  << You are here!
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'Newshound'   (16 Feb 2011 @ 20:24)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'Newshound'   (16 Feb 2011 @ 20:25)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'MattCortes'   (16 Feb 2011 @ 20:30)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'Newshound'   (16 Feb 2011 @ 23:10)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'Newshound'   (16 Feb 2011 @ 23:13)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'MattCortes'   (17 Feb 2011 @ 5:45)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'PaulMRotax'   (17 Feb 2011 @ 12:53)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'Newshound'   (17 Feb 2011 @ 14:50)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'buzzinrussell'   (17 Feb 2011 @ 20:06)
buzzin  by 'Aquila'   (17 Feb 2011 @ 20:33)
Re: Midweek Mirth.......  by 'PaulMRotax'   (17 Feb 2011 @ 20:37)

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