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Hazardous materials data sheet.......Women.
Posted by 'Doink' on 08 Feb 2011 @ 23:27

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DoinkJoined: November 2003
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ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: O+
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Varying from 45kg to 225kg

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

1/ Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint

2/ Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason

3/Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

1/ Reacts well to gold, platinum and all other precious stones

2/ Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning

3/ The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES

1/ Highly ornamental

2/ Can greatly aid relaxation

3/ Can be a very effective cleaning agent

HAZARDS

1/ Turns green when placed near a superior specimen

2/ Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must never come into contact

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