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Re: Monday Funny
Posted by 'buzzinrussell' on 31 Jan 2011 @ 15:05

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A little boy is walking down the road dragging a flattened dog on a string, he walks up to the local brothel and knocks on the door. A lady opened the door and the little boy says "i want to have sex with the dirtiest prostitute who has lots of diseases, i've got five hundred pounds"
The madams eyes light up and she says "well, that will be me then, but why do you want a disease"
The boy said "Tonight, after mum and dad leave, my babysitter will have sex with mebecause she likes cute boys,later when dad runs her home they will stop in a layby and dad will have sex with her. When he comes home and goes to bed, mum will want a good seeing to, and when dad goes to work mum will have sex with the milkman, and he's the c**t that ran my effing dog over"

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