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Event of the century.
Posted by 'alanrr' on 23 May 2010 @ 21:00

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Yup! the biggest bit of excitement to happen in Austere-alia and what do they do, nick Hammy.

Numpyland, bomb it!

All of it.

It's full of nasty wierd things that sting and bite.

And the animals and insects aren't much better.

Two Aussies are adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions one of them finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie suddenly appears. This genie tells them that he only grants one wish.

Without giving much thought to the matter, the lamp finder blurts out, "Turn the entire ocean into VB!"

The genie claps his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turns into beer.

The genie disappears and only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull breaks the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

The second Aussie turns to the first and says, "Nice going mate! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

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