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Marriage Joke...............or IS it?????
Posted by 'Newshound' on 18 May 2010 @ 17:16


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Have you noticed how at every wedding, the groom is always in church first, standing up at the front with the best man.

`Fashionably` late, the bride arrives and walks through the church door.........the first thing she sees, directly in front of her, is, of course, the aisle......then she looks a little further on and sees the altar and, finally, she glances through her veil to the right and sees........you.

And there we have the brides mindset for life.....

`Aisle`, `Altar`, `You`!!!!!!!!

And THAT is usually precisely what she succeeds in doing.......

Message Thread:

Happiest day of my life as I walked down the aisle  by 'alanrr'   (18 May 2010 @ 16:00)
This also made me laugh  by 'Bod'   (18 May 2010 @ 16:22)
Another funeral joke...........  by 'Newshound'   (18 May 2010 @ 16:30)
Marriage Joke...............or IS it?????  by 'Newshound'  << You are here!
Duck's just about to cross the road when...  by 'alanrr'   (18 May 2010 @ 17:20)
Police Do Care  by 'bt3962'   (19 May 2010 @ 19:15)

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