You have to admit there hasn't been another F1 driver like MS.
He just covered every angle and some more.
WANT TO ENSURE POLE:
Just park your car across the track at the last corner ruining your competitors lap who was going to beat you.
(MS "Haven't all drivers done this at some point?")
WANT TO WIN YOUR FIRST WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP:
Drive into side of your nearest competitor as he attempts a clean pass after you have gone off the track at the previous corner.
("MS Comment "It is just the way I am programmed. But it helped a lot that it was an English driver, er I think his name was Dill or something like that.")
DON'T WANT TO BE BEATEN BY YOUR TEAM MATE:
Have it written into your contract that he must move over for you.
(MS comment "Ha Ha. We Germans always like to have good insurance. Even I know I'm not as good as every one thinks. But even I was a little embarrased on the podium in Austria.")
WANT TO WIN A THIRD WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP:
Drive into your nearest competitor as he is passing you.
(MS comment "Dam, I thought the TV cameras didnt cover that corner. I must have a word with Bernie")
WANT TO BE THE GUY KNOWN FOR RETURNING FERRARI BACK TO THE TOP:
Ensure the mechanics only have three wheels to put on your team mates car when he is in a position to win the championship.
(MS comment "You can't blame me for this one! It was a political decision. Ferrari weren't interested in selling cars where it rains a lot.")
WANT TO BEAT THE GREATEST DRIVER OF ALL TIME:
Ensure your car has the previous years banned traction control software.
(MS comment "Thanks Flavio but you wouldn't believe how difficult it was to beat, er what was his name, some Senazilian I think. Ha Ha that idiot's car was just sliding every where. Thank God he got killed as the FIA where bound to act on his complaints sooner or later.")
Thanks MS. Now please summarise your sporting carreer?
MS "I just love the speed and excitment you get from driving a kart. I have had some great football matches too.".
No No M, I mean your sports career as a F1 racing driver?
MS "if F1 is a sport no one told me! Ha Ha. Who would have any respect for me if F1 was sport!
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