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The Job Centre..........
Posted by 'Newshound' on 23 Nov 2009 @ 16:18


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A long haired Liverpudlian walked into the local Job Centre to pick up his dole cheque.

  He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd really much rather have a job.'
 
The girl behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent, Sir. We’ve just received a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
 
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.   
 
A  two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is £200,000 a year. '
 
 The Liverpudlian, plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshi**in' me!

 
`Yeah, Well you started it` said the girl

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The Job Centre..........  by 'Newshound'  << You are here!
Re: That's a cracker, nice one : D NT  by 'Chris34'   (23 Nov 2009 @ 17:56)

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