-Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong.
-Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are
supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something
like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're
crazy by randomly switching directions.
-I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
-Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with?
-There is a great need for sarcasm font.
-How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
- I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
-The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
- Lol has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say".
- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
- I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
-I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
- Bad decisions make good stories
-Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
-I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes
to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
-I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
-My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
-I wonder if cops ever get cheesed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.
-I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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