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The Divorced Barbie Doll
Posted by 'John' on 22 Jan 2009 @ 17:23


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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers,'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95,

Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

Beach Barbie for $19.95,

Disco Barbie for $19.95,

Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,

Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,

Skater Barbie for $19.95, and

Divorced Barbie for $265..95.

The amazed father asks:

'It's what?!

Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?


The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,Ken's Boat,Ken's Furniture,Ken's Computer, One of Ken's Friends and a key chain made with Ken's balls.

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The Divorced Barbie Doll  by 'John'  << You are here!
Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll  by 'jag555'   (22 Jan 2009 @ 22:42)
Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll  by 'John'   (22 Jan 2009 @ 23:12)
Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll  by 'Tmoon'   (23 Jan 2009 @ 16:53)
Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll  by 'NealC'   (23 Jan 2009 @ 22:08)
Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll  by 'Newshound'   (24 Jan 2009 @ 0:49)
Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll  by 'John'   (24 Jan 2009 @ 6:42)
Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll  by 'Newshound'   (24 Jan 2009 @ 11:52)

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