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Did I read that sign right?
Posted by 'TeamKermit' on 12 Nov 2008 @ 10:07

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TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Message Thread:

Why Oh Why? by 'TeamKermit' (12 Nov 2008 @ 9:57)

Did I read that sign right? by 'TeamKermit' << You are here!

This is bad! by 'TeamKermit' (12 Nov 2008 @ 10:16)

Re: This is bad! by 'adey8ball' (12 Nov 2008 @ 10:32)

Re: This is bad! by 'Kartastrophic' (12 Nov 2008 @ 13:45)

Re: This is bad! by 'DevonHawker' (13 Nov 2008 @ 2:03)

Re: Why Oh Why? by 'buzzinrussell' (14 Nov 2008 @ 0:38)

Re: Why Oh Why? by 'buzzinrussell' (15 Nov 2008 @ 1:05)

Seven Dwarfs by 'TeamKermit' (15 Nov 2008 @ 8:45)

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