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The Yanks are coming !
Posted by 'DevonHawker' on 21 Oct 2008 @ 23:42


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I've heard and read this before but names and places may be a little different from the original.

Bridge " We are a large vessel moving in your direction,we request you alter your position."

Reply " We are unable to comply with your request and suggest you alter course"

Bridge " I say again we are a large vessel and change your position ."

Reply " I repeat we are unable to comply with your request and strongly suggest you alter your course immediately "

Bridge " We are a large vessel and our course is set we have right of way in this shipping channel so change your position immediately"

Reply " We are unable to "

Bridge "This is the USS Nimitz an Aircraft carrier of the US Navy and demand that you alter position IMMEDIATELY "

Reply " This is the Isle of Wight lighthouse and for the last time we suggest you alter course IMMEDIATELY "

Message Thread:

Funny Quotes and answers  by 'adey8ball'   (20 Oct 2008 @ 21:55)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'Tone'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 11:03)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'itpro'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 12:31)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'MrDarcy'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 12:57)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'Chad'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 13:49)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'Moonshine'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 15:23)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'BanzaiBoy'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 18:17)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'RevvedUp'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 18:22)
Re: Funny Quotes and answers  by 'AdeSmith'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 19:01)
The legend of this.  by 'DavyBoy'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 19:54)
others  by 'adey8ball'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 21:11)
Nice one...  by 'vic'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 21:29)
another Churchill  by 'Booney'   (21 Oct 2008 @ 22:25)
The Yanks are coming !  by 'DevonHawker'  << You are here!
Re: others  by 'Jasper'   (22 Oct 2008 @ 10:42)
Cricket  by 'rotaxmxr'   (22 Oct 2008 @ 20:49)
Re: Cricket  by 'Cadet49Dad'   (22 Oct 2008 @ 22:00)
Football  by 'rotaxmxr'   (22 Oct 2008 @ 20:55)
Re: Football  by 'RevvedUp'   (22 Oct 2008 @ 22:31)
Seems we lost the Quotes and Answers theme (nt)  by 'Chad'   (23 Oct 2008 @ 2:42)
Re: Football  by 'Cadet49Dad'   (23 Oct 2008 @ 20:29)
The world of Pop Music (idiots)  by 'itpro'   (24 Oct 2008 @ 17:14)
Re: The world of Pop Music (idiots)  by 'Scotto89'   (24 Oct 2008 @ 22:36)
Re: The world of Pop Music (idiots)  by 'Farrang'   (24 Oct 2008 @ 23:42)

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