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Monday's lesson
Posted by 'jimwhite' on 26 Nov 2012 @ 18:06

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jimwhiteJoined: April 2007
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SIMPLE TRUTH 1.
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they
always dress on their own.
Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2.
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say,
"Congrats". But, none of
them come and touch the man's penis and say, "Good job".
Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated."

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE.
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole's name.
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one, when he was shot by the woman's husband.

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