A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven. Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly
Gates. 'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an
overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance
Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.' 'That's
cool' said the Blonde, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?' 'Just
three questions' said St Peter. 'Which are?' asked the Blonde. 'The
first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the
letter 'T'? The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year'? The
third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?' 'Now,'
said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call
upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.' So the
Blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable
thought (I expect you to do the same).
The following morning, St Peter called upon the Blonde and asked if she had considered the questions,
to which she replied, 'I have.' 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two
days of the week start with the letter T?' The Blonde said, 'Today and
Tomorrow.' St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided
that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.
'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions' St Peter
went on, 'how many seconds in a year?' The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!'
'Only twelve' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
'Easy,' said the Blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of
February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of
twelve seconds.' St Peter looked at the Blonde and said, 'I need some
time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.' And he
walked away shaking his head. A short time later, St Peter returned to
the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the
third and final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.
Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing
Matilda?' The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the
easiest to answer.' 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the
answer?' 'It's Andy', she replied. 'Andy??', St Peter said. 'Yes, Andy,' said the Blonde. This
totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating
the answer. Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and
turning to the blonde, asked 'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT
answer?' 'Easy' said the Blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited
til his billy boiled.' And the Blonde entered Heaven...?
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Wed funny by 'jimwhite' (21 Nov 2012 @ 12:45)
