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Re: Let me expand....a little...
Posted by 'Bod' on 26 May 2011 @ 00:15

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Before I race I always take an old F1 spoiler I have down to the sea and swish it around a bit. I then distil some of the sea water and drink a pint just before setting off. The water obviously has a memory of the downforce produced from the spoiler, which in turn transfers from me to the kart by kinetic b***ocks. The other advantage of this is, if I find half way through the race that I'm too slow and need to reduce grip to go faster, I can just have a p**s out the side of the kart.

I also like to pray to god or some other imaginary friend before racing and find this helps my lap times no end. I once forgot to do all this and spun at the first corner. What more proof could I need?

I hate to give all the karting secrets away, but it also has a huge effect if you stick a seat stay up your a**e pre race. Definitely a bigger effect than bolting it to the side of your fibreglass seat.

I also learnt off Uri Geller how to rub the axle to make it more flexible, stiff, soft, different frequency or some s**t, which I can guarantee has at least the same or less effect than reducing the tyre pressures by a full one thousandth of a psi.

Using these techniques (all the fast people do I’m sure) even my dog could win races. My dog is of course the reincarnation of Ayrton Senna. I always had a 'gut feeling' about this and I was proved correct the other day when he bit a small French man with a big nose.

Having said all this, I still doubt reversing tyres makes any difference.

Message Thread:

Why do some people reverse rear tyres? by 'AlwaysLearning' (25 May 2011 @ 20:12)

Re: Why do some people reverse rear tyres? by 'Aquila' (25 May 2011 @ 20:25)

Re: Why do some people reverse rear tyres? by 'JJJ' (25 May 2011 @ 20:43)

Re: Why do some people reverse rear tyres? by 'BD' (25 May 2011 @ 20:56)

Re: Why do some people reverse rear tyres? by 'BD' (25 May 2011 @ 20:58)

Re: Why do some people reverse rear tyres? by 'frag10' (25 May 2011 @ 21:21)

I don't buy this one.... by 'Danlee' (25 May 2011 @ 21:43)

Reversing the rears DOES work ! by 'ScoobyScene' (25 May 2011 @ 21:49)

Don't doubt your results by 'Danlee' (25 May 2011 @ 22:00)

Re: Don't doubt your results by 'BanzaiBoy' (25 May 2011 @ 22:06)

Re: Don't doubt your results by 'lbsf1' (25 May 2011 @ 22:06)

Let me expand....a little... by 'ScoobyScene' (25 May 2011 @ 22:12)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'Moonshine' (25 May 2011 @ 22:36)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'Bod' << You are here!

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'ScoobyScene' (26 May 2011 @ 6:55)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'Moonshine' (26 May 2011 @ 7:36)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'ScoobyScene' (26 May 2011 @ 8:02)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'Bod' (26 May 2011 @ 18:07)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'frag10' (26 May 2011 @ 21:40)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'Bod' (27 May 2011 @ 17:10)

moonshine by 'frag10' (26 May 2011 @ 10:41)

Re: moonshine by 'ScoobyScene' (26 May 2011 @ 10:57)

Re: moonshine by 'frag10' (26 May 2011 @ 11:02)

Wet tread - reverse by 'MattScott' (26 May 2011 @ 11:38)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'jmw' (26 May 2011 @ 21:43)

Re: Let me expand....a little... by 'frag10' (26 May 2011 @ 21:46)

Most countrys this practice is banned (now) by 'stecrmh51' (27 May 2011 @ 2:24)

it has been used on cars too by 'LateBraker' (27 May 2011 @ 8:15)

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