Man meets a very fit woman in a bar and they start to see each other on a regular basis. He quickly learns from her that she is a widow and has found it very difficult to get back into a relationship. A patient man, he thinks she is worth waiting for and he bides his time, taking the romance slowly and eventually she agrees to go away for a weekend with him and they book a room in a hotel.
His expectations now riding high, he takes her out for a romantic meal and then to a club then back to the hotel where they are sharing a double bed. She tells him to get in bed while she gets ready. She emerges from the bathroom wearing nothing but a pair of nice black panties. He looks at her, gets up from the bed and she puts her arm out to stop him and says, "You can do whatever you want with my top half but I will not allow you to go down below as I am still in mourning for my late husband".
Obviously disappointed, he accepts her grief and they continue to have a great weekend but without any sex.
Several weeks later, they do the same again - away for the weekend, have a great night, they go to bed and she emerges with the black panties on again and as he approaches her, she again puts her hand up and says, "You can do whatever you want with my top half but I will not allow you to go down below as I am still in mourning for my late husband".
He is bitterly disappointed however, they continue to have a great time but still no sex.
A couple of months later, they do the same again but when it comes to the night time, he tells her to get ready first which she duly does and lies on the bed wearing the black panties again.
He goes into the bathroom and emerges obviously aroused, wearing nothing but a black condom.
"What are you going to do with that?" she says
"I'm going to offer my deepest condolences" he says...
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