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Re: Alfano Fun any good?
Posted by 'itpro' on 15 Mar 2011 @ 19:30


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itpro
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Let's get this straight....... you are claiming that YOU (I shall preface that with the correct adjectival-phrase).... PATHETIC LITTLE you.... would be able to 'process' the quantity of data delivered by a Formula 1 team...... ON Y*O*U*R O**W**N.......!!!!!!!!

I'll find McLaren's Human resources team.... they need to employ YOU..... That would let them sack EIGHT members of staff (and probably more now!) that used to be in the team in 2008 when they were ONLY collecting FOUR MEGABYTES of race-data per car per SECOND!. For a 2 hour race.... that's 28 GIGAbytes of data for the race, let alone the data from pratice/qualifying.....

.... and YOU... the NON kart-racers are capable of driving A*N*D assessing ALL that race data without rejecting ANY of it in practical terms in a M*E*A*N*I*N*G*F*U*L way..........?????????!

OK...... how about taking responsibility for the data for which I am SMALL part of the team of about FIFTY 'data processors' from every store in a VERY large multinational company of retailers. I can tell you..... even those of us who actually K*N*O*W what we are doing with data have problemns processing ALL of that..... and there are 50 of us in the UK ALONE! We are not some jumped-up little NOBODY who has seen 5 kart races...... we do it for a LIVING......... and ANYBODY who processes large quantitiers of REAL data can tell you, it's EASY to get more data than you can process..... that;'s the ESAY part!....... but of course..... YOU can do it because you have played on an X-Box.......

I bow to you STUPENDOUS brilliance......

Confirm HOW you are going to process just the Mclaren data and, if it seems that you know what you are doing..... I will PERSONALLY go and talk to Mike Gascoine (Lotus) and recommend YOU for the job! Mike will be STUNNED........!

You *I*M*B*E*C*I*L*E*....!

Ian

Message Thread:

Alfano Fun any good?  by 'mattman'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 15:35)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'AndyOxfordshire'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 16:18)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'fatboynobby'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 17:07)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 18:03)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 19:00)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'MattCortes'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 19:06)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 19:49)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 20:15)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 21:12)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 21:51)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'  << You are here!
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (15 Mar 2011 @ 19:53)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (15 Mar 2011 @ 20:03)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (15 Mar 2011 @ 20:20)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'davidmc'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 15:53)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 17:06)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 17:32)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'davidmc'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 18:11)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (17 Mar 2011 @ 11:15)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (17 Mar 2011 @ 13:34)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'davidmc'   (17 Mar 2011 @ 17:17)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'davidmc'   (17 Mar 2011 @ 17:09)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (17 Mar 2011 @ 18:35)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'davidmc'   (17 Mar 2011 @ 19:11)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (18 Mar 2011 @ 0:21)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (18 Mar 2011 @ 7:42)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (18 Mar 2011 @ 17:47)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (19 Mar 2011 @ 11:16)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (17 Mar 2011 @ 19:34)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'itpro'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 0:36)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'PaulMRotax'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 7:38)
Paul......  by 'MattCortes'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 8:57)
Re: Paul......  by 'PaulMRotax'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 12:29)
Re: Paul......  by 'MattCortes'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 12:38)
Re: Paul......  by 'PaulMRotax'   (16 Mar 2011 @ 15:22)
Re: Alfano Fun any good?  by 'HappyWheels77'   (14 Mar 2011 @ 22:04)

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