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And who could forget this one, posted by agrandad.
Posted by 'alanrr' on 26 Aug 2015 @ 10:25

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A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive.."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.

"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm
going to a Halloween party."

How IS the Altzheimer's ? Remember, kids read this:)

Message Thread:

Friday funny. by 'alanrr' (25 Aug 2015 @ 20:20)

Re: Friday funny. by 'agrandad' (26 Aug 2015 @ 7:21)

Has your pacemaker battery died yet? by 'alanrr' (26 Aug 2015 @ 9:54)

Friday funny. by 'alanrr' (26 Aug 2015 @ 9:57)

Re: Friday funny. by 'alanrr' (26 Aug 2015 @ 10:04)

Re: Friday funny. by 'alanrr' (26 Aug 2015 @ 10:08)

And who could forget this one, posted by agrandad. by 'alanrr' << You are here!

Thought for the day. by 'alanrr' (26 Aug 2015 @ 10:42)

Re: Thought for the day. by 'itpro' (26 Aug 2015 @ 16:39)

Re: Thought for the day. by 'agrandad' (26 Aug 2015 @ 23:04)

Re: Thought for the day?????????????? by 'alanrr' (27 Aug 2015 @ 0:19)

Might as well go out with a bang..... by 'alanrr' (27 Aug 2015 @ 1:03)

Re: And who could forget this one, posted by agran by 'd-i-y71' (27 Aug 2015 @ 9:37)

Re: And who could forget this one, posted by agran by 'd-i-y71' (27 Aug 2015 @ 9:40)

Re: And who could forget this one, posted by agran by 'agrandad' (27 Aug 2015 @ 21:01)

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