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Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll
Posted by 'NealC' on 23 Jan 2009 @ 22:08

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Ken goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

'Have you ever been Divorced?'

'Yes,' he says. 'Just recently.'

The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

Ken says, 'Yes ...Barbie Doll had my testicles off.'

The interviewer tells the man, 'O.K. Ken In that case, I can hire you right now.

Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00am - and plan on starting at 10 am every day.'

Ken is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 am?' '

'This is a council job,' the interviewer says.

'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our Balls, not really any point in you coming in for that Ken.'

Message Thread:

The Divorced Barbie Doll by 'John' (22 Jan 2009 @ 17:23)

Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll by 'jag555' (22 Jan 2009 @ 22:42)

Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll by 'John' (22 Jan 2009 @ 23:12)

Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll by 'Tmoon' (23 Jan 2009 @ 16:53)

Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll by 'NealC' << You are here!

Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll by 'Newshound' (24 Jan 2009 @ 0:49)

Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll by 'John' (24 Jan 2009 @ 6:42)

Re: Divorced Ken Applies for Job Doll by 'Newshound' (24 Jan 2009 @ 11:52)

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