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Posted by 'TeamKermit' on 22 Jan 2009 @ 12:33


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A Chav girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Chav girl
"10?" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"

"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Chav girl "it's great because if they're out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or
WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the Chav girl... "I just use their surnames"

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Chav  by 'TeamKermit'  << You are here!
Is this what's to come?  by 'TeamKermit'   (22 Jan 2009 @ 12:42)

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