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Slightly Risque........Nontheless Funny.......
Posted by 'Newshound' on 12 Dec 2008 @ 00:38

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A bloke goes into a brothel and says to the Madame

"I have a strange request - I wonder if you can help me?"

"We cater for all kinds of tastes here sir, I'm sure we can make you happy" She replies.

"Well I'm into really big women"

"No problem. That's not really strange at all"

She claps her hand.... "Bring Fifi"

Fifi emerges from behind the curtain and she's about 16 stone.

"She's only a slip of a girl" he says "I mean REALLY big women"

"OK. Ask Trixie to come out."

Out comes Trixie and she's a 25 stoner if she's a pound.

"Now we're beginning to get there - but I would prefer a bigger girl!

"I see" says the Madame and shouts for Annie.

Out parades Annie in all her 30 stone glory.

"Very nice" he replies "Is she the biggest girl you have?"

"Well there is one other.

Lulu is substantially bigger but she's not here.

We only call her in for very special requests."

"That's no problem - I'll have a drink while I'm waiting. Give her a call."

After about half an hour Lulu turns up and the bloke is absolutely over the moon.

"Perfect - absolutely wonderful"

They wander off to a room and after a few pleasantries get down to the dirty deed.

The bloke's going at it for all he's worth and suddenly stops..... and says

"I hope you don't mind but I'm going to have to turn the light out"

Lulu bursts into tears

"I knew it. You're doing this for a bet aren't you? You find me repulsive don't you!”?

"No. No, not at all. I'm loving every second of it.

It's just that I'm burning my a*** on the light bulb......"

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Slightly Risque........Nontheless Funny....... by 'Newshound' << You are here!

Re: Slightly Risque........Nontheless Funny....... by 'michaelg36' (12 Dec 2008 @ 0:58)

Re: A Friday joke - or is it? by '2Slow' (12 Dec 2008 @ 9:34)

Re: A Friday joke - or is it? by 'Newshound' (12 Dec 2008 @ 10:52)

A real groaner... by 'Booney' (12 Dec 2008 @ 23:26)

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