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Posted by 'Jasper' on 22 Oct 2008 @ 10:42

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Another alleged Quantas classic:

A 747 is on finals into Sydney after a long flight from Singapore, the co-pilot comes onto the cabin PA.

"Good morning Ladies and Gents, we will shortly be landing at Sydney where the time is now 10.45 and the temperature is 25C, thank you for flying Quantas and we hope you enjoyed your flight."

The co-pilot accidently leaves the PA system open and starts chatting with the pilot.

"I tell you what Bill, once we're on the ground I'm finding me a cold beer and a warm Sheila...."

Hearing this one of the stewardess runs towards the cockpit to tell the pilots about the PA still being on, at this point one of the passengers shouts out.

"You've forgotten his beer love"

Message Thread:

Funny Quotes and answers by 'adey8ball' (20 Oct 2008 @ 21:55)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'Tone' (21 Oct 2008 @ 11:03)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'itpro' (21 Oct 2008 @ 12:31)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'MrDarcy' (21 Oct 2008 @ 12:57)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'Chad' (21 Oct 2008 @ 13:49)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'Moonshine' (21 Oct 2008 @ 15:23)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'BanzaiBoy' (21 Oct 2008 @ 18:17)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'RevvedUp' (21 Oct 2008 @ 18:22)

Re: Funny Quotes and answers by 'AdeSmith' (21 Oct 2008 @ 19:01)

The legend of this. by 'DavyBoy' (21 Oct 2008 @ 19:54)

others by 'adey8ball' (21 Oct 2008 @ 21:11)

Nice one... by 'vic' (21 Oct 2008 @ 21:29)

another Churchill by 'Booney' (21 Oct 2008 @ 22:25)

The Yanks are coming ! by 'DevonHawker' (21 Oct 2008 @ 23:42)

Re: others by 'Jasper' << You are here!

Cricket by 'rotaxmxr' (22 Oct 2008 @ 20:49)

Re: Cricket by 'Cadet49Dad' (22 Oct 2008 @ 22:00)

Football by 'rotaxmxr' (22 Oct 2008 @ 20:55)

Re: Football by 'RevvedUp' (22 Oct 2008 @ 22:31)

Seems we lost the Quotes and Answers theme (nt) by 'Chad' (23 Oct 2008 @ 2:42)

Re: Football by 'Cadet49Dad' (23 Oct 2008 @ 20:29)

The world of Pop Music (idiots) by 'itpro' (24 Oct 2008 @ 17:14)

Re: The world of Pop Music (idiots) by 'Scotto89' (24 Oct 2008 @ 22:36)

Re: The world of Pop Music (idiots) by 'Farrang' (24 Oct 2008 @ 23:42)

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