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Ok....ok....here is one just for the Chapmans.....
Posted by 'Newshound' on 09 Oct 2008 @ 18:56

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hee....hee....

The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football,
and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left.

The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool .

The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in
English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down
but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'
'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the
street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and
your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry.'

Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum,

>

It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!'

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Ok....ok....here is one just for the Chapmans..... by 'Newshound' << You are here!

Re: Ok....ok....here is one just for the Chapmans. by 'DarrenG' (10 Oct 2008 @ 6:43)

Re: lol response was funnier than the joke. nt by 'cobb22' (10 Oct 2008 @ 21:22)

Re: lol nt by 'blobslosak' (10 Oct 2008 @ 21:35)

Re: Ok....ok....here is one just for the Chapmans. by 'Juaneta2' (10 Oct 2008 @ 22:55)

Re: Ok....ok....here is one just for the Chapmans. by 'Juaneta2' (10 Oct 2008 @ 22:57)

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