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Newshound, DON'T YOU DARE!
Posted by 'alanrr' on 30 Jan 2011 @ 23:00


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I seem to remember starting a Friday funny and mine were a bit near the mark but if you ever lsten to the kids at the track, you know they won't be offended.

You carried on and I enjoy your jokes because I'm an English man who can laugh at myself and others.

We sat here the other night trying to work out what's gone wrong and came to the conclusion it's the water.

I've had a big water filter unit for years, so my kids also drink well filtered water.

It filters out everything including the residue of the contraceptive pill that ends up in the water as urine!

People are changing into a single wet ponsy gender.

It's the water, drink whisky and you'll be ok, or fit a filter, if you must.

It's far too late for some of you though, judging by the wet posts.

Can't believe you found it necessary to contact Martin and Dick, gaye or WHAT!

Message Thread:

there is some rules on jokes.  by 'kudos'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 19:37)
Re: there is some rules on jokes.  by 'Newshound'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 20:00)
Re: there is some rules on jokes.  by 'kudos'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 20:16)
Re: there is some rules on jokes.  by 'Newshound'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 20:26)
Re: there is some rules on jokes.  by 'kudos'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 21:10)
Re: there is some rules on jokes.  by 'kudos'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 21:36)
Re: there is some rules on jokes.  by 'Newshound'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 21:53)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'TeamKermit'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 21:37)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'Newshound'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 22:01)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'kudos'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 22:27)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'Newshound'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 22:43)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'gk43'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 22:59)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'buzzinrussell'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 23:16)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'buzzinrussell'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 23:22)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'stevenw'   (28 Jan 2011 @ 23:52)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'stevenw'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 0:01)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'buzzinrussell'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 0:20)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'buzzinrussell'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 0:33)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'stevenw'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 0:48)
Re: there are some rules on jokes.  by 'alanrr'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 22:36)
Difficult to make it up sometimes.....isn`t it? nt  by 'Newshound'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 0:47)
google actually..... smarta*se..... nt.  by 'buzzinrussell'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 0:55)
Re: google actually..... smarta*se..... nt.  by 'Newshound'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 0:59)
Really?  by 'stevenw'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 1:03)
Re: Really?  by 'Chris34'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 12:46)
Re: Really Mel  by 'dynamax'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 12:50)
Re: Really Mel  by 'Newshound'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 20:19)
Re: Really Mel  by 'Newshound'   (29 Jan 2011 @ 20:57)
Re: Really Mel  by 'kudos'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 0:40)
This is going to please you...NOT!  by 'Booney'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 19:18)
Re: This is going to please you...NOT!  by 'Booney'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 19:39)
Re: This is going to please you...NOT!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 21:20)
Re: This is going to please you...NOT!  by 'Bucky'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 21:29)
Re: This is going to please you...NOT!  by 'Booney'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 21:35)
Re: This is going to please you...NOT!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 21:57)
Fair enough......  by 'Newshound'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 19:25)
Re: Fair enough......  by 'PaulMRotax'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 19:28)
Re: Fair enough......  by 'Aquila'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 19:36)
Another question  by 'Booney'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 19:42)
Re: there is some rules on jokes.  by 'PaulMRotax'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 19:35)
Newshound, DON'T YOU DARE!  by 'alanrr'  << You are here!
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 23:19)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'kudos'   (30 Jan 2011 @ 23:56)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 0:09)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'itpro'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 0:29)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 8:40)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'itpro'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 13:06)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 18:40)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 19:47)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 19:59)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'itpro'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 20:18)
Oh My God!!!  by 'michaelg36'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 22:20)
Re: Oh My God!!!  by 'Newshound'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 22:53)
Re: Oh My God!!!  by 'kartster'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 23:10)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (01 Feb 2011 @ 8:12)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (01 Feb 2011 @ 8:41)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (01 Feb 2011 @ 9:05)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (01 Feb 2011 @ 9:21)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (01 Feb 2011 @ 9:36)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (01 Feb 2011 @ 18:54)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'PaulMRotax'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 8:32)
re: newshound nails it.  by 'Bod'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 13:19)
re: newshound nails it.  by 'Newshound'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 14:21)
re: newshound nails it.  by 'Newshound'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 14:25)
re: newshound nails it.  by 'PaulMRotax'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 14:34)
re: newshound nails it.  by 'Bod'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 15:16)
re: newshound nails it.  by 'Newshound'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 15:27)
re: newshound nails it.  by 'Bod'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 15:56)
Errrrr...... Bod...... just a SMALL point here  by 'itpro'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 18:24)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... just a SMALL point here  by 'PaulMRotax'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 20:40)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... just a SMALL point here  by 'Bod'   (02 Feb 2011 @ 23:17)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'itpro'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 1:35)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'PaulMRotax'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 8:50)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'Newshound'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 8:55)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'PaulMRotax'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 9:05)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'davidmc'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 9:29)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'Rafe005'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 10:42)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'PaulMRotax'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 10:56)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'itpro'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 15:56)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'davidmc'   (03 Feb 2011 @ 17:59)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'Bod'   (04 Feb 2011 @ 10:47)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'itpro'   (04 Feb 2011 @ 11:25)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'Bod'   (04 Feb 2011 @ 15:46)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'itpro'   (04 Feb 2011 @ 17:13)
Re: Errrrr...... Bod...... you are joking, of cour  by 'Bod'   (04 Feb 2011 @ 18:15)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'kudos'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 23:17)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 23:28)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'buzzinrussell'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 23:35)
re: newshound, don't you dare!  by 'Newshound'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 23:35)
He's a bloody union rep!!!!!!!!!!  by 'alanrr'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 23:34)
Re: He's a bloody union rep!!!!!!!!!!  by 'kartster'   (31 Jan 2011 @ 23:41)

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