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Re: Return of the Friday joke.
Posted by 'Booney' on 10 Sep 2009 @ 22:51

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A man goes to heaven and meets St. Peter at the pearly gates. As he's standing there, there are millions of clocks all lined up. The man says to St.Peter, "What are all those clocks?"
"Ah," St. Peter replied, "those are lie clocks - everyone has one and every time that person tells a lie, the clock hands move"
"Oh", said the man, "who's is that one saying 12 o'clock?"
St.Peter replied, "that is Mother Theresa's clock. Those hands have never moved because she has never lied"
"Who's is that one?" said the man.
"That is Abraham Lincoln's" said St.Peter, "that has moved twice indicating that Lincoln lied on two occasions".
"Oh" said the man, "where is Gordon Brown's clock?"
St.Peter replied, "Ah, that one is in the back room - Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan"

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