Alan may have WRITTEN:-
"Thick, maybe, but so thick as to think I need a machine with Microsoft on it. "
Firstly, I THINK he meant to put a 'not' in there.... however......
He's also not QUITE telling the truth here (Heaven forbid!).
We can assume he didn't mean 'Microsoft PLC' when he wrote that so we can assume he MEANT Microsoft SOFTWARE......
..... but of course, it's VERY well known that you CAN'T do any WORK on a Mac unless you install Microsoft OFFICE (Woprd, Excel, etc.).... because the basic Mac stuff is simply CR*P..... and that is EXACTLY why Alan's Macs HAVE 'Microsoft' on them.....
Just thought I'd point that out because Alan would PREFER you didn't know that.......
Don't even ASK about Windows Emulation Software on his cr*ppy Macs..... You know... the stuff that Mac now fits as STANDARD because even THEY know that their kit is USELESS without MS Software.....
Also, don't ask whose CHIP is in the Mac .... after they told us for YEARS that their little Mickey Mouse chip was CAPABLE of work! So far, they have NEVER explained what exactly HAPPENED to make them change their mind on yet ANOTHER of the 'MS Family' jewels!
Ian
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